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Moronic Laws

 

We live in a world of laws. You go against them, you should be punished. Because we don’t want to live in chaos and anarchy, thank God for these laws! However, some of these stipends of reason could not have been more moronically put in place. They just don’t make any sense! Maybe they did a few centuries ago, but not anymore! If that is the case, aren’t we living in chaos and anarchy anyway? They have beaten their own purpose!

Let’s take for example drugs. They are illegal. You buy them, you go to jail. You sell them, you are in deeper trouble. But a huge number of folks want (or need!) drugs and because it is so hard for drug “salesmen” to get them into the asking hands, prices are raised. Which makes it even worst! Now you have a horde of gangs, and pure scum buckets of evil going to the extreme not only to use, but to fabricate, distribute and sell these nasty chemicals.

Robbery, car jackings and murders are rampant thanks to the fact that a pot user can not have his own little marihuana plant on his backyard. What’s wrong with that? The guy needs to see God talking to him and downloading the new set of the Ten Commandments? Let him be!

I agree that he/she should not be allowed to drive a car, since this is even worse than drunk driving. But the law should be “Your ass shall be sewed into a toilet chair, if you are to use drugs and drive” not “You shall not use drugs”. Then if we see a drug addict driving a car, we know he/she has been breaking the law. As punishment, then we can chop their arms and legs, just so that we can get even with the bastard.

The truth is also that at some point in time, drug users will need substances more powerful than pot. Some people will move on to crack and cocaine. No problem! If I were the President I would start an alliance with countries like Colombia and get the cocaine cargos into the country and by the tons. Drug would be free! To make things more interesting, my drug plan would be called “Russian Cocainette”. 10% of all the cargos would be poisoned with cyanide. Many drug users would die due to this horrendous form of poisoning. But they were going to die anyway! It is not like drugs and crime are at the top ten list on how to live a longer life!

 How about prostitution? Why is prostitution illegal, but abortion is not? A woman can decide to kill a living human being inside of her because she owns her body. Why not lease her apertures to prospective sickos looking to experience venereal disease? Because some people are tired of painlessly urinating on a daily basis. They want to scream “Oh Lord why me! Please send your big sword Angel so that he can chop my masculinity off!!!”

Prostitution is legal in Las Vegas. And thanks to that little law, a land in the middle of the dessert is one of the most prosperous in the entire nation. Most people would believe Vegas is a rich place because of the gambling. Heck! Gambling it is! It has to do with how many times you have sex with a whore and when that Herpes kicks in. Nobody knows when that’s going to happen. That’s what I call a bet!

It gets worst! Women become prostitutes because they need money for the drugs. Drug addicts need prostitutes because no human being on their sense would go out with a retard whose eyes look as if they had been knocked out of their socket and are still spinning. Still, drug users need to relieve their sexual stress. So now you have junkies killing in order to get money to buy drugs to give to their prostitutes to get sex. What a big mess! If they don’t die during the upheaval, they get shipped to a jail where particular inmates fulfill their wildest desires. Not a pretty sight.

If drugs and prostitution were legal, drug addicts could marry prostitutes and live happily ever after on their own drug farm land (any house with some soil should do). Although drug addiction is not the best combination for procreation, these couple could them have “Drug of a Bitches” as offspring. A new race, most likely known by scientist as Homo-Erectus-Fumatus-Muertus. Who are we to stop the normal course of evolution? I say, legalize the phocking drugs and arts of whoridness!

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