Psychic powers are real! There are people with unimaginable power, capable of reading your mind, talking to the dead, moving objects and knowing the future, by just using their minds! And these folks, they live within us. Heck! Maybe you are one of them, but you do not know it yet. Or perhaps you know it, but you have not fully developed this potential. Worry not! As you can be certain maximum power has been attained that day when a few guys dressed in white jump at you and strand the most amazing jacket on your back. You will not be able to move your arms, but who cares? All you need is the power of your mind!!!
Of course, to a brain dead scientist always trying to get the most stupid of all concepts, AKA evidence, we need to prove this phenomenon with facts. Why waste our time coming up with such is beyond the scope of this writing, so let’s just give them some totally irrevocable evidence!
- September 11, 2001. Every psychic in the planet knew about 911 a few weeks before it happened. Heck! Some of them knew about this atrocity, long before the scumbucket hijackers were even born! So why could we not avert it? Because we did not listen! Psychics had been spreading these rumors for decades. Newspapers and magazines had been bombarded with the exact date and time at which the airplanes would hit the towers (including specific details on the plot itself), but you do not remember reading this because most likely you were, like everybody else, reading about Clinton and how to prepare cigars.
- Exact Dates for national disasters, like the Indian Tsunami or the Katrina Hurricane, have been set in stone by psychics since long before Jesus Christ. However, such stones do not appear until a few weeks after the actual event. This is because they are being hidden by a super powerful race of Aliens who are seeking our destruction with the intention of keeping the planet for themselves. Otherwise, nobody would die on such nasty events!
- Psychics also know who is going to win every presidential election! This is not because guessing it is at all easy. After all, if there are two candidates, the probabilities of hitting it correctly are 50%, not a 100%. So skeptics could imagine half the psychics going with one candidate and the other half with the opponent. They would then claim that obviously one group of psychics would have to be right. But I say to them “It was no chance you fool, it was the power of the mind!!!!”
- But my favorite is when they talk to the dead! It is amazing when they do this in TV:
“Mary, I have psychic powers and I can talk to somebody close to you that died a while ago. You know somebody that died, right?”
“OH MY GOD!!! Yes I do! How could you possibly know this?”
“Mary I can see him… her… standing beside you. I can also hear that… Wait! They are calling this person’s name! It is something like Jo… Sa… Ma…. Pe… Chri…Su… Lu…”
“Lupe!! You got it! My grand mother’s name was Lupe!”
“Yes Mary! I can see she is old and she wants to tell you that she is very happy for you and that she also hopes that you solve the problem you are facing”
“OH MY GOD!! I can not believe this! You are actually talking to her! Because she really loved me very much! I remember when I was a little girl and she gave me that doll! I don’t remember what happened to the doll. Could you ask her what happened to my dearest doll? I would like to have it back!”
“Err… Hmmm... The doll you say? So Lupe, could you tell me where is the doll?”
Usually at this point some time goes on while the psychic listens to the dead. He waves his head, he hears clues to the riddles and then…
“AHA! I know where your doll is, Mary! Your parents gave it away to charity. Right now, some little girl in a very poor country is enjoying it. That is why your grandmother asks that you forget the doll, so that the little girl can enjoy it.”
“Bless you grandma! I have already forgotten little Dorothy! Bless you psychic! Now I know my grandma is doing well!”
I agree that most skeptics will claim this is a trick. But these guys are doing this TV show in front of an audience!!! How can it be a trick?
I think it is time that we accept the fact that psychics are real and that we can all achieve these great powers if we believe. Oh my God! Oh nooooooooooo!!! I just saw on my brain that there will be an earthquake in the planet sometime before the year 2999! What are we going to do? ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!
