A while ago they claimed Bill Gates was the Anti Christ. A few years before, they were all certain they guy that came up with the Smurfs, was the Anti Christ. Apparently, that is not enough. As I write this (June 5, 06) hundreds of women in labor are trying to make sure their babies are not born on June 6, 2006. And this is because then their offspring’s birth date would be 06/06/06. The number of the beast!
Now imagine how many Anti Christs there would be if these births were not stopped. Because I assure you there is not just one lady giving birth. There are a bunch! Should I assume that all of these kids will enter a competition to see who is the real Anti Christ or will they run towards each other on June 6, 2066 and merge into a seven horn beast which will scare the shit out of us? I don’t think we are understanding how this works too well. Not yet...
Now... I would love it to be born on 06/06/06! Are you aware of how much fun I would have on school? I would ask my dad to get me a pair of red contact lenses. And then as the other kids make fun of my birth date, I would quickly put them on, turn back and...
“Tony! Laugh now, but I will see you later!”
I can already smell the urine and excrement. That is the ultimate revenge, baby! Of course I would not be lying. After all, I am positive I would truly see him later.
Then I would get me a surround sound, 7.1 hand held CD player with awesome sound quality, hidden speakers below my arm pits and inside every pocket on my pants. I would then play a mix of my own Gregorian chants as I raise my hand and...
“Don’t tease me, boy!”
I am telling you, it would not be a lie! I would truly be asking for them not to tease me. That is all. But that face; oh how I long for to see such a petrified look en everybody as they surround me. What a prank!
I am not certain whether then everybody would hate me and I would be a lonely guy. Although something tells me every awesomely attractive girl would be dying to jump at me. Girls usually like bad boys and who can be “baddest” than a guy that was born on 06/06/06?
