Warning: Possible spoilers ahead
According to those that attack The Da Vinci Code movie, they claim it is filled with a bunch of lies. Per example:
- The Templar Knights found a treasure, most likely the remnants of Mary Magdalene, who happened to be Jesus Christ’s wife. With this finding they black mailed the church, obtaining great power through Europe practically instantly.
- The Holy Grail is not a cup, but a trace of Jesus Christ descendants, his royal blood.
- Jesus Christ was really human, but was transformed into a divinity by the early Church so that they could control the masses.
- The church knew Mary Magdalene was Jesus Christ’s wife and transformed her into a prostitute so that his divinity could be preserved.
- The Church has ever since been trying to find this secret to destroy it in order to maintain their power.
I wonder, why are these so nasty lies? In fact, to me they make tons of sense as truth! First of all it is well known that the Catholic Church burned every document they didn’t like during their early years. Historians are having a hard time believing it was all part of a Boy Scout Camp Fire Ritual. We all know the Boy Scouts were not institutionalized until 1907.
But wait! Maybe they are all lies... Something is not right here... When we are pressed to imagine the Templar Knights blackmailing the church with:
“Listen to me you phocking beetch! You either give me riches or I tell the entire congregation, you have been lying to them. We will show them Mary Magdalene’s corpse and all these fresh copies of the documents you though you had completely burned into non existence.”
Could something like this happen? Of course not! Humans are not capable of such an atrocity! How could somebody black mail another folk with more money than themselves? This has never happened because all humans are perfect and they act according to what is best for society, not themselves.
The Church clearly will never do any nasty business either. All the thousands of people who were sentenced to the burning stake were scumbuckets of evil and deserving to die witches that said:
“OK! I confess I am a witch, but please remove the red hot iron spike from my eye, as you promised a week ago when you raided my tribe at 3:00 AM in the morning”
and
“OK!!!! I confess! My neighbor is a witch, but please do not chop my balls with the gigantic saw while I hang upside down from my legs”
Hence what is the truth? I truly wish I had a time machine!
HEY!!! Time traveler! Can you read this? Please make a quickie stop here on 2006 and pick me up. I want to see who is telling the truth!
