Originality can no longer be achieved. There are six billion humans on this planet and there have been humans for about 1.35 million years. Of course the first humans were a bunch of ignorant and empty heads, which is why they had the best chance to be original! Today, matters are worst...
Take for example the ascending yellow text, over a gorgeous star field, as all Star Wars movies commence. For decades I thought “Man, this George Lucas guy is so original! Who could have though of this?” Well it so just happens that he copied this style from his favorite series, Flash Gordon. PHOCK! Could the JEDI’s be a copy too? Plato talked about a group of “Guardians”; supernatural beings protecting Utopia. And Plato died on 347 BC, which was about 2324 years before the first Star Wars installment came out! Maybe the names were original, right?
But I am not here to criticize Mr. Lucas or Star Wars, movies which have been an inspiration to me and transformed me into one of the biggest fans ever (check my R2D2 page if in doubt). The reason to write about originality is to point out that some humans have been forbidden of originality. Even if there are still tiny specks of it available on our civilization. And it doesn’t matter how much they try to be original, the forces of the universe twist the space and time fabrics, so that these entities remain originality-less. Unlucky for me, I am one of those baztards!!
Take for example my idea of becoming a rock star. I have been into music since I was born. My dad is a reknown musician in my country, so the art was passed on a genetical level. So I say, “How could I use the internet to make my dream come true? WALAS! I have it! I’ll put my music on the web, people will listen to it and at some point in time become famous!” (and rich...) At that precise point in time the following occurred:
- The Universe figured out this could be good for me...
- Utilizing the explosive power of super novas and colliding black holes, the Universe opened a worm hole who sucked some radiation.
- The worm hole was powerful enough to connect the present time with the past.
- The radiation actually went through time and hit somebody in the gonads, causing mutation.
- A young lady was born with amazing genetic luck and the ability to be a musician.
A few days later, a young lady (whose name I unfortunately forgot) was the big NEWS all over the world and CNN. She had been signed by BMG as her music had been posted on the web and had been getting hits like crazy (not like my page for which I had to blackmail about a dozen of my friends so they would go in)!
The beauty of this system is that it all looks like she actually had the idea way before me! Heck, by the time I came up with the idea on my own, her web site was already up and running! But this is because of the time-traveling worm hole created in mid space! To the eyes of every body else, I am just a big and no good whiner.
Of course it looks like whining, but what if it was just too common? Are you aware that I came up with the term Megatron long before the transformers were even aired for the first time? I was crazy about two movies: Megaforce and Tron. So what is any 9 year old with an imagination like mine going to do? Exactly! I even made a club called Megatron! Then the Transformers come out and who am I? “The originality-less retard who copied the geniuses behind the Transformers!”
Scientists are like crazy trying to find worm holes. All they have to do is analyze my life and redirect their telescopes in the same directions exposed by my life equations.
You may be thinking the story ends here... After realizing that music was very hard to get rich and famous with, I asked again “DAMN IT! What am I good with so that I can do it on the web and get famous?” (and rich too...) “AHA!!! I am a good writer! I bet people will love to read my stuff!!!” So I worked like crazy on this web page (the same web page only me, my brother and a friend read, whenever I put a gun to their heads).
Another worm hole must have been formed! Because as I worked my butt off one Saturday, the very next Monday the NEWS came out on CNN. Maddox, from The Best Page In The Universe was being featured as a web writer who had now been asked by one of his readers to write a book!
Of course Maddox has been writing for almost a decade! But you have to understand this is the nature of the worm holes! I could keep on and on, but all I am doing is causing major chaos in the Universe. As I type these ideas, a huge number of galaxies are blowing to kingdom come so that another worm hole can open. In this case the mutations will generate a scientific mind who will explain this phenomenon in such a way that this very same writing becomes obsolete since a few years ago! I better not write any more, or the universe will come to a halt...
